Certified Recliner QA Analyst

I am very qualified to sit in a recliner and assess its comfort. I will also assess couches and chairs, however chairs will either require a foot stool and a surcharge applied for the service, or food placed in front of me.

Opinion Consultant

I'm an expert at telling you what I think, and happy to tell you what you should think, as well.

Amateur Actor

If I don't know you, and you strike up a conversation, I will happily act like I give a shit, for a fee.